The Office: The Orgy

The Office: The OrgyIt was another quiet Monday morning at a certain paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania when regional manager Michael Scott was about to share another one of his team building ideas.Michael: p?Gather around, everyone! I have an announcement! I have decided that this year for Valentines Day, we here at Dunder-Mifflin will be having our first ever, drum roll please, bbbbbdddddaaaaadddddduuuuummmmmdddddmm, OUR VERY OWN ORGY!??I have come to the conclusion that there is too much hidden sexual chemistry going on around here, and our production would be better served if we got everything out in the open and let our sexual inhibitions free.??We will take a page from the Greek God Orgasmos, and have a nude frolic right here in the office. For example, I as the office leader, or king, would be fed g****s, and subject to sexual favors from the hot women, like Pam...?Pam: ?Ewwww?Michael: ?...or Karen, or Holly...?Kevin: ?Or Oscar??Michael: ?Well no, not gays, I mean guys, well you know what I mean. Everyone will leave their sexual desires out in the open as we do it with each other.?Toby: ?Michael, I don?t think it?s a good idea to have this kind of party.?Michael: ?Well you?re not invited Toby, cuz nobody wants to have sex with you anyway.?Dwight: ?Question! Will there be human sacrifice? I nominate Andy!?Michael: ?No there won?t be any human sacrifice people. Just a good old-fashion orgy. C?mon, you all went to college. It?ll be fun.?Meredith: ?Will there be alcohol??Angela: ?The Party Planning Committee doesn?t approve.?Michael: ?Well, get ready to get your funk on, because we?re having an orgy.?Jim and I like the idea. We think it willbe a good way to show everyone our feelings for each other. It could be fun.There is no way I?m taking part in this. It?s sexist, and frankly, it?s disgusting.This is gonna be AWESOME! I?m gonna get to see some boobs. I think I?ll do Pam first.I think this is a terrible idea. No one is touching my vagina.Except me, of course.I?m so excited! This will be the perfect place for me and Ryan toprove our love for each other.Yeah, I don?t think I?ll be there.I think that this will be a great way for the women to show love for their boss. I?ll do Pam, then Karen, thenHolly of course. I may even suck onMeredith?s titties.At Cornell we had them all the time.They called me Little Dick.Maybe because I resembled Dick Tracy.Plus I finally get to see Angela naked.I?m looking forward to showing off my huge penis and amazing sexual prowess.We Schrutes are incredible lovers.Yup. We?re having an orgy.Me, Pam, Karen...It?s what I?ve been dreaming of.What could go wrong?I?ve got to keep Karen away from Jim.If he fucks her, he might lose interest in me.Maybe I?ll let him do me in the butt.Pam is such a bitch!You really think you have a better ass than me? Good luck with that.Jim and I will definitely be hooking up.This isn?t my first orgy.Luckily I keep a strapon dildo in my purse for such an occasion.The orgy didn?t go exactly as I had hoped. I never got to do Pamand Meredith did me in the butt with a strapon dildo.In the butt. With a strapon dildo.The whole orgy thing wasn?t completely terrible. It felt good to have Andy and Dwight fighting over me.But I can?t believe Andy came in my mouth.It was icky.I think I proved to Angela who the better man was. I showed amazing stamina while Andy popped afterabout two seconds. Pam had to be impressed too.The orgy was awful. I was bent over thinking I was offering my ass to Jimwhen I saw getting a BJ from Karen.It was Dwight that doing me in my butt.Dwight! In my butt!Of course Jim and I hooked up.Was there ever a doubt?He was a wonderful cock.But the best part was watching Pamtake it in the pooper from Dwight.She said that?Taking it in the pooper? Really?Oh My God! Dwight!Jim will never want me anymore!The orgy was a huge success. I decided Pam and Karen weren?t my cup of tea.I mean Dwight did Pam in the ass! Yuck!She was too skinny anyway. The GreekGods like their women more full figured.I can?t believe Michael chose me!It must have been hard.That?s what SHE said!